Author: Lyndzi Miller

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A sexual educator at Milwaukee's female-owned, feminist-operated The Tool Shed: An Erotic Boutique. She runs the geek burlesque troupe The Dainty Rogues as well as the Young Milwaukee Poly discussion and social groups, and is the emissary for Sex Geekdom in Milwaukee. In her free time (HA!) she owns and operates a geek-themed yarn dying business called Lady Purl Designs .

I was sent the vibrating Cadet from Good Vibes free of charge in exchange for an unbiased review. The Cadet comes in 3 flesh tone colors, which I like to call vanilla, caramel, and chocolate. I received vanilla so if I were to wear this in a harness (which I totally could because it has a flared base perfect for strap-on use) it would match my untouched-by-sunlight, pale white skin perfectly. This dildo is pretty realistic feeling while still being relatively firm. It definitely has some nice give to it when you squeeze it, but not as much as the…

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I have dreams about being bent over a chair, black bra and panties on that match my flowing black hair that’s draped over one shoulder and cascading to the floor. Silky soft backseam stockings are pulled up tight by a garter belt, and my hands are bound behind me with bright white rope. I dream about a fierce redhead with a corset laced up so tight it looks like she can’t breathe or bend in any way, it looks like her spine is made of steel and her hair is made of fire. I dream that she has a nice…

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I was sent the Pop Top Deluxe G-Spot attachment for the Hitachi Magic Wand* in exchange for an unbiased review from Good Vibrations. The toy is made by Pleasure Works and was one I specifically asked Good Vibrations for because I’ve been eyeing it up for a few years. It’s made entirely of body-safe silicone that is super smooth. I requested to get the purple one because I’m not a fan of black sex toys, but it comes in either purple or black. The purple has a delightful shimmery hue (yay for femme sex toy glamor!). What stood out to me…

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A Jopen representative sent me the Envy Six because I was interested in a dual stimulation rechargeable vibe. My first impression was that it was a very smooth silicone coated toy while still being very firm. The packaging is kind of fancy, the box flipped open like a big book and cut out of foam was a section for the toy, nestled in like a secret flask hiding place carved into an old bible. I was intrigued by the unique shape of the toy. The Envy Six has a bulbous head and a duckbill-looking clit stimulator. It is, of course, pink, in…

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I must admit that I wanted the Lust L6 because I thought it looked weird. It’s an entirely unique design that I had never seen before and it left me tilting my head in various directions wondering just how it is meant to be used. The Lust L6 that I received from Jopen to review is green, and I like to call it my little Poison Ivy. Due to the strange letter-number system Jopen likes to use, I’m just going to go ahead and call this cute vibe Ivy. I was delighted at how much I enjoyed Ivy. The toy is…

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When I first saw the LELO ORA, I literally squealed. It was like the average teenage girl’s (or my average) reaction when seeing a kitten: “Ohmygod, lookithowcuuuute!” I immediately started playing with the buttons, testing the vibration patterns and swirling nub on my palm. I set it on the table at work and watched it dance like a wobbly little fat penguin. I must admit I was thoroughly taken with it. Look at this little cutie doing zumba! After my initial squeeing subsided, I started really analyzing it. It was adorable, for sure, but would it work? The ORA is…

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I should preface this review with a small but relevant tid-bit: I am a cisgender female. Meaning I was born with female genitalia, I deemed that was a correct assignment, and I currently identify as a female. So, that out of the way, I’m going to review the hell out of this cock ring regardless. This happy little c-ring is made of “100% Ultra-Premium silicone.” Which made me question: what is Ultra-Premium silicone? Was it bitten by a radioactive cock-spider at some point and given super-duper silicone powers? From what I know of Tantus toys, their silicone is always medical grade and great…

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So, this is a rather hard core toy. I would not necessarily identify as a “hard core” kinkster, but I’ve been on the receiving end of some impact play in my day, and I can honestly say I really have not felt an equivocal wallop that the Thwack by Tantus gives with any other paddle or impact-play implement. Made of quality medical-grade silicone with a super smooth finish that feels like velvet, the Thwack is a one-of-a-kind paddle in construction. I don’t know of any other impact-play toy made of pure silicone. The premise behind this design is that kinkier…

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Being a fan of vampires used to mean something. Nowadays, it means liking poorly written fanfic and have posters of glaring, pasty quasi-dead boys on your walls. Back in my day (ie. the late 90s), it meant something entirely different. It meant loyalty to our lord and savior Buffy Summers (and Her creator Joss Whedon). It meant loving Lestat for the violin-playing rockstar mother-fucker (literally) that he was. It meant following Mina Harker, the badass that didn’t turn into a puddle every time she saw her dead love. It meant not only knowing who Nosferatu was, but knowing how to…

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