Review: Hump, Bump and Vibe by Sportsheets


This thing adds a little shake to the intimacy. The Hump, Bump & Vibe from Sportsheets is basically a little vibrating bullet embedded in a half circle made of foam and covered in black cloth. You can use it to add a little clitoral stimulation to the rest of your love-making experience. Or, if you're creative, it can easily be used for solo play as well.

One of the first things I tried out was putting it underneath my partner's underwear and just let the pressure of her panties do the work. I should point out that the vibrator doesn't have adjustable speeds, so if you're not ready – don't go jumping in right away. It'll be a bit of a shock.

Probably the best position to use this little guy is upright doggie-style. If you can picture it, the vibe can be straddled and therefore, stimulate the clit while adequate insertion can be “performed” from behind. Now, it's a little difficult to hold someone in place during such an occasion so I ended up removing the bullet and rubbing it in any and all desired areas by hand.

This toy provides good stimulation as long as you have a decent, steady place to use it or it falls short or feels like an unnecessary burden. And if you're going to use the bullet without the rest, then you can just buy a bullet by itself – and those usually have a wire or string attachment so you don't have to worry so much about losing it or dropping it.

In short, the Hump, Bump & Vibe has a great basis to work in theory. There are a few instances where it does work well, but overall I wouldn't recommend it very highly. If you have a controlled environment, give it a go. Otherwise, other objects (or no objects) can do the trick better for moments of heated passion.

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