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    The Crash Pad Queer Porn Review: Episode 159 - Max Power & Robin Lalonde

    The Crash Pad Queer Porn Review: Episode 159 – Max Power & Robin Lalonde

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    By ThoughtswithAD on August 29, 2015 Media Reviews, Reviews, Written

    The Crash Pad Queer Porn Review: Episode 159 - Max Power & Robin Lalonde

    With a loud thud and enthusiastic kissing, Max Power & Robin Lalonde turn up the vibe of Episode 159 of CrashPadSeries.com. Not too long into the kissing Max Power gently but firmly pushes Robin onto the bed to continue the kissing. I myself don't mind getting pushed around a little bit during a make out session. Max starts to turn up the heat as they sweep off Robin's shirt and their own tank top & bra. Both breasts looking soft and lovely even with Max having nipple rings. Well that's boobs for you…. 😉

    Anyways, in-between kissing Max gently smiles as they unzip Robin's jeans. With a slight grip on the thigh, they continue enjoying each other as they get back up on the bed in their undies. Robin whispers to Max who gives a knowing nod and simply reaches around to find the harness with a dildo to gingerly slide on. Robin leans in for a kiss then goes to suck Max Power's proverbial dick to Max's excited moans. I'm starting to squirm with excitement in my chair as Robin to continues to suck with a few slaps to her derriere. As per their name, Max firmly grips Robin's hair to redirect Robin to sit up as Max slowly starts rhythmically moving her hips. Stepping away for a moment to remove panties, soon Robin's moans grow as Max slides down their hands as they suck between each breast. (SIDE NOTE: Sorry if this word offends, better than saying underwear at this time.) Max replaces their hand with their mouth to suckle and play with Robin's penis, Robin reaches and holds one of Max's hands as the pleasure increases. Not to be left out, Robin slides her other hand to move behind the harness to start fingering Max to excited groans.

    A quick video cut of the disappearing dildo harness, gloves appear and followed by “Oh Robin!” Robin is now in control by sliding down her fingers then her lips on Max's clit. When Robin comes back up for kissing, Max tumbles them to the side to be on top again to go down on Robin's glistening penis. Sitting back with a smile, Max starts to fingering themselves along the way while playing with Robin. Soon they dive back down to sensual pleasures between them.

    Another camera cut and you see Max laying down as Robin grabs a bright red rope to accurately tie one leg in place and both hands to the bed. At least the rope looks soft not from a horror movie. I know I couldn't tie anyone up that quickly hence bungee cords. As the clit teasing continues soon, Max's moaning increases to which Robin must oblige her lover by sliding in between and grinding her leg against Max's achy clit. With a yes and working up Max even further, Robin dashes to grab and slip on a condom. When Robin returns with a kiss, she gently glides against and then lines up to penetrate with her lover's enthusiastic, “Oh fuck you feel so good.”

    As the view moves to behind the lovers as Robin's hips and lovely ass moving her dick in out of Max's beautiful passage. I actually find myself enjoying this view and glad it's not super up close/ ball deep like some pornography. As sweat forms on Robin's back and bottom, Max's moans continue as they are enjoying every second of this. With Max's first orgasm ebbing to an end, soon Robin pulls way to get gloves & lube for each other.

    Now the final round begins, to see who's hand will get the other off first. (Let the games begin!-said in many movies and even the Ancient Olympics.) You think at first due to Max's groans they will come again, but soon they are groaning for Robin to come for her. As sweaty hair, moans and quick hands bring both to another climax. Actually score cards say one for Robin & two for Max. Reaching for each other and moving hair to behind the other's ear, the enthusiastic session ends with breathy sighs and gentle kissing. In my humble opinion, definitely would watch these two again with both being winners, screw the score card.

     

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    "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth & taste,"- Rolling Stone, Sympathy for the Devil. No ThoughtswithAD is not the devil, but a decent tribute by the Rolling Stones none the less. As a new blogger/reviewer to every changing internet, figured it best to start on a familiar phrase. Speaking of familiar, I'm professional packaging designer with designs in major department stores across the US & UK. However my mind is a totally different story, hence the name. Either singing along to Queen on the way to work or spotting life's oddities around the corner, I like to give each thought it's own unique spotlight. In continuing to explore more corners of life/mind, I'm now signing up to review PORN. I'm a straight, engaged, artistic heterosexual female. Why did I include artistic when I already said I'm a designer? Well you try drawing a naked man or woman for 8 hrs. for two years of schooling, then you can add artistic to your own description. Anyhow I hope to add a humorous and honest reviews to encourage more people to look at sex. As per Willie Nelson, " You are always on my mind," and we all know it' sex at some point in the day. So now I shall show my support of the industry with a little wit of course.

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