Sunny Megatron, a Fucksaw and Me

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fucksawMy name is Zoe Hanis and I recently had a fabulous experience.

Most people who keep up with the sex positive or even the more odd news stories, have heard about the infamous fucksaw incident at NorthwesternUniversity. If you haven’t, I’ll give you a brief recap.

On February 21, 2011, a live demonstration was given to students attending an optional lecture for a Human Sexuality class at Northwestern University. Although neither the students attending the lecture nor the professor, who had given permission for the demo to occur, complained, a media uproar ensued. The media and people that were not even in attendance had opinions about the appropriateness of such a presentation and the story took on a life of its own. Over a year later, people are still familiar with the notorious fucksaw.

I first met Sunny Megatron at Reid Mihalko’s Hand Sex Seminar. She was the pink haired woman that partnered with me when we had to discuss what we had learned. When I told Cooper that I had met a pretty pink haired woman named Sunny, he was excited and sent me to her website to see if it was “the Sunny Megatron” that he had hoped to get in touch with. In reading her work, and watching several of her youtube videos, I was intrigued. Here was a woman who appeared confident, knowledgeable and so darn comfortable with herself and her sexuality. I was hooked and definitely developing a mild crush.

About a month later, I attended a workshop given by Sunny and her partner, Ken Melvoin-Berg. It was during this workshop that I first saw the infamous fucksaw. Where many of the workshop participants seemed to find it intimidating, I was fascinated and I wanted to play.

And more importantly, I got up the courage to tell Sunny that I wanted to be fucksawed. This was a huge step for me. Being able to coherently express my needs, wants and desires is something that I have been working on for quite a long time. Though Sunny said that she was always up for a good fucksawing, it would be a bit before it would actually happen.

Months later when Sunny sent me an invite to a Women’s BDSM play party, I had no expectations or even thoughts about the fucksaw being used that night; let alone being used on me. Somehow I never equated toys with BDSM play.

The table was interesting. It was a large rectangle comfortably padded with an easily cleanable black vinyl type fabric. What made it unique was that a smaller rectangle had been cut out of one end, leaving a padded area for each leg but a space in the middle for someone to stand.

I laid on my back on the table, my bottom at the edge of the cutout section, my legs spread open. I was a bit nervous because even though I had watched Sunny yield the fucksaw earlier, I still wasn’t really sure what to expect. Plus I was a bit concerned about squirting all over Sunny. (Though I will admit, I was surprised that I did not do more than dribble all over the floor; that is so unlike me.)

I warmed up with a LELO vibe as one does not want to do g-spot stimulation before all of the erectile tissue is engorged. But that didn’t take long and then it was fucksaw time…

I am not sure that I can really put into words the experience. At first it felt sort of like a stronger version of the Stronic Eins Pulsator. But as the power/speed increased it was like nothing I have ever felt before. I felt the thrusting not just in my genitals but in my chest and at times even up in my teeth. There were a few times that the sensation became overwhelming and I pushed the fucksaw out of my body using my kegel muscles.

One of the times I did that, Sunny commented that I had a “vag of steel.”

But the break allowed me time to breathe and drip fluid all over the floor by Sunny’s feet. After a while my body had had enough. While I wasn’t done playing for the evening, I was done with the g-spot stimulation. I suppose I can honestly say that I actually tapped out – first time for everything.

I hope that I remembered to thank Sunny for the experience. I think I did, but in the post orgasmic state it was difficult to remember anything more than WE AT SWINGSET NEED A FUCKSAW!

So if I was lax in my manners, thank you Sunny Megatron for inviting me to learn about the world of BDSM and fucksaws. It was more than just a pleasurable experience with great company; it challenged my preconceived notations and allowed for personal growth.

*photo courtesy of Sunny Megatron and Stockroom.com

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Zoe first described herself as "bad at monogamy" until about five years ago when she and her husband discovered the term that actually described her: polyamorous. Since then they have opened their family to other partners. Zoe is currently juggling relationships with her husband, their two kids, her husband's girlfriend, and a slew of friends/loves that she calls her tribal poly family. She can be reached on facebook or on twitter @ZoeHanis

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