It's been a while since I got to try out a new butt toy. And really, that's my own damned fault, since I seem to be incapable of finishing reviews in timely fashion. But behold I have (and have had) a butt plug to review, the Quattro plug from Fuze. This little plug initially made me “hrm” (in the fashion of Rorschach, doncha know) because, well, it's tiny. Way back when I first started butt-toy-play, I bought a few small butt plugs, and they were all too small and without a small enough neck so they just sorta slide their way out. So seeing this one made me none so enthusiastic about the prospects. The Quattro is made of 100% medical grade silicone, and measures one inch by four inches. It's tapered in a way that makes it look like four balls of decreasing size stuck together, with a thin neck, and a rounded base with a hole in it. The hole is designed to hold a mini-vibe about the size of a bullet, but has a little give from the silicone. I, however, immediately decided that this was my finger hole. This didn't matter at the moment, because my Mistress wanted me to lie down and grab my ankles. So I did. And pop, the Quattro was inside me. “Hrm.” She asked me if it was ok. I said yes, just unimpressive. She reminded me that my ass likes bigger stuff. I concurred. She crinkled up her mouth and grabbed the end of the Quattro and pulled it in and out and in and out. Generally, when I have a plug in, it sits there and presses against my prostate and is awesome, but generally doesn't do much else. This plug is not for that. When moving, the contours of the four balls stuck together felt great in much the same fashion as anal beads. Rorschach vanished in an instant, as a meh transformed to a…huh. Pretty good. And add to that a happiness with the texture (nice and silicone smooth) and the material in general, flexible yet firm, and a nice and stretchy handle that yes, I was able to use as my finger hole later. Knowing that the Quattro isn't a static butt plug led me to insert it into a playmate with the express intention of vigorous movement accompanying…other stimulation. My particular playmate on this day was a fan of, let's say, intense finger-banging. (Didn't really euphemism that up, did I?) So I thought, as we do the finger-banging, what if I slipped my little finger (Not Petyr Baelish, though) through the handle. Turned out she enjoyed thoroughly. As did I. So, the Quattro from Fuze exceeded my expectations and impressed me. And for a little butt plug, that's saying a lot. Also doesn't hurt that it comes in an aluminum tube that makes a cool popping sound when you open it. Ahh, the little things.
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