I’m slightly embarrassed and incredibly proud (yes, simultaneously) to announce to all you lovely readers that this is the first toy that brought me to the height of orgasm again and again, so swiftly and throughly–a sea of orgasmic bliss only rivaling the best sub-space I’ve ever known–that I fell asleep with the blueberry Naughtibod humming and thrumming inside my pussy, matching the tempo of the music in my ears. She pulsed to the beat, and made me a very, very happy lady. It wasn’t too long before I was relaxed like there was no tomorrow, and carried off into an erotic wonderland of dreaming.
But the Naughtibod didn’t waver. She didn’t hesitate, and she didn’t stop. She kept going strong, the whole night long, baby. What a trooper! What a god-damn sexy toy. What a quality product! My mind was blown. My thoughts were quiet. My body was jelly.
Yet when I awoke in the morning, to a puddle of my own juices, and a vibe that was still working hard as ever to get me off time and again, I was overtaken with joy, and I couldn’t help but giggle through the smile on my lips.
How fucking incredible.
I think I hit the jackpot. Found my newest addiction. Something better than a massage. Or, hell, my own personal masseuse.
While I was still awake, the Naughtibod impressed me on her own accord. You’ll soon learn that I’m all about the power, however, and freakin’ adore clit stimulation. So I added in the Hitachi Magic Wand (you know, just be to be a good reviewer for you, of course), and together it was like instant Satori. Together, I didn’t know if I could ever even consider getting out of bed again. Together, I thought, damn, now this would be fun for group sex!
The Naughtibod is the first toy of OhMiBod’s sexy line that I’ve had the pleasure (and I mean pleasure) of trying out personally. Every detail from the aesthetics, to the mechanics, to the conceptual design is hot, functional, and well-thought-out. I mean, they even include batteries in the packaging! Batteries! And not just one set, but an extra one, too! (Maybe I’m not the only one who falls asleep with the Naughtibod doin’ what she does best inside. Hee.)
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