Review: Naughtibod by OhMiBod

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OhMiBod‘s Naughtibod Makes the Mistress Scream, “OhMiGod.”

I’m slightly embarrassed and incredibly proud (yes, simultaneously) to announce to all you lovely readers that this is the first toy that brought me to the height of orgasm again and again, so swiftly and throughly–a sea of orgasmic bliss only rivaling the best sub-space I’ve ever known–that I fell asleep with the blueberry Naughtibod humming and thrumming inside my pussy, matching the tempo of the music in my ears. She pulsed to the beat, and made me a very, very happy lady. It wasn’t too long before I was relaxed like there was no tomorrow, and carried off into an erotic wonderland of dreaming.


But the Naughtibod didn’t waver. She didn’t hesitate, and she didn’t stop. She kept going strong, the whole night long, baby. What a trooper! What a god-damn sexy toy. What a quality product! My mind was blown. My thoughts were quiet. My body was jelly.

Yet when I awoke in the morning, to a puddle of my own juices, and a vibe that was still working hard as ever to get me off time and again, I was overtaken with joy, and I couldn’t help but giggle through the smile on my lips.

How fucking incredible
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I think I hit the jackpot. Found my newest addiction. Something better than a massage. Or, hell, my own personal masseuse.

While I was still awake, the Naughtibod impressed me on her own accord. You’ll soon learn that I’m all about the power, however, and freakin’ adore clit stimulation. So I added in the Hitachi Magic Wand (you know, just be to be a good reviewer for you, of course), and together it was like instant Satori. Together, I didn’t know if I could ever even consider getting out of bed again. Together, I thought, damn, now this would be fun for group sex!


The Naughtibod is the first toy of OhMiBod’s sexy line that I’ve had the pleasure (and I mean pleasure) of trying out personally. Every detail from the aesthetics, to the mechanics, to the conceptual design is hot, functional, and well-thought-out. I mean, they even include batteries in the packaging! Batteries! And not just one set, but an extra one, too! (Maybe I’m not the only one who falls asleep with the Naughtibod doin’ what she does best inside. Hee.)

For those who aren’t familiar with OhMiBod’s line of super-cool music-powered vibrators, they hook to your ipod, smart phone, stereo, or computer and sync to the vibrations of your music. OhMiBod found a way for all you music sluts to really let your music get you off! How awesome is that?

Through my reviewing process of the Naughtibod for all you lovelies, I came to the conclusion that I definitely prefer to use my Naughtibod with speakers (as opposed to headphones), since I’m a max-vibration kinda chick, and the volume control is what determines the vibration intensity inside of you. Therefore, for me, max volume (to get max vibration) with headphones is a sure formula to blow my hearing! Speakers are much more body-safe!

OhMiBod‘s Naughtibod is so cute, and comes in a wide array of colors to match your music device or coordinate with your nails or what-have-you. And you know what? She’s not just for music! The Naughtibod ROCKS with spoken-word poetry and aural erotica, too. What a great way to listen to a bedtime story!

The Naughtibod also comes with an interchangeable cap which allows you to use her wirelessly as a regular (though damn sexy) vibe. And let me tell you, she’s top of her class at that, too, with 7 pre-set vibration patterns.

Have fun, and be safe! Before and after each use, clean your Naughtibod with universal sex toy cleaner or mild soap and warm water. (Note: she’s not waterproof, so please keep the motor and batteries away from water while cleaning and dear lord, whatever you do, don’t submerge her!) Store her in the included sassy, embroidered, pink velvet storage pouch to keep her free from damage and scratches and you both happy!

Kudos to you, OhMiBod. If you weren’t a non-physical entity, I’d fuck you in an instant. I’d bed and wed you. Err… well, I’d at least swing with you!

Blissfully yours,
Mistress Arabella

Full Disclosure: We did not purchase this product, it was sent to us specifically for review. Our policy is to, regardless of how we acquired a product, review it fairly and openly. No writer for Life On The Swingset will ever deliberately mislead our readers into believing that a product is good because of anything we received from the company. We are open and honest, and cannot be bought or bribed. If we love a product, we’ll tell you, if we don’t, BELIEVE us, we’ll tell you that too. End disclaimer.

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