We all know that the Tenga Egg may be the best bang for your buck sex toy as far as yours truly is concerned. It's inexpensive, it feels like God's hand, and it's got a lifespan of about 10-20 uses despite being called a one use toy. So let's take this as fact. (he says, declaring it.) To those who don't know what the Tenga Egg is, check out my review, I shant waste my 500 words repeating myself.
Now as a lot of our readers are women, (something like half, doncha know) I find myself thinking: but how could they too enjoy my favoritest of favorite sex toys? I know that the title above says ALTERNATIVE USE, but I'm going to start with an “according to Hoyle” usage first. You know when you're working with a penis and things just aren't happening? As a penis owner myself I know the feeling of when someone is working with MY penis and I'm enjoying the hell out of it, but I gotta go to work in ten so it'd be really great if my body would just go ahead and cum already. A Tenga Egg gets me there. It's that added stimulation that's often necessary. (Especially if we just played last night.) So, alternative use one, not just for masturbation, use it to amp up a handjob. The alternate is also true, if you have a fellow that shoots quickly, perhaps don't use it on him.
“Okay, Coop,” you say, growing irritated. “How about a fer real ALTERNATIVE use?”
How about on the Hitachi Magic Wand? (no, Hitachi, I won't stop connecting you to this amazing product you made.) The head is great for that whole jackhammer thing it does so well, but what about when you want a bit of variety in your life? (Don't we all?) Why not wrap it up with a Tenga Egg turned inside out? The inside of the Eggs are wonderfully textured, so when you turn them inside out, all that goodness is on the outside. That, coupled with the incredibly smooth TPE material, make it far more fun to slide around on engorged vulva.
Mmmm. Engorged vulva.
While you're turning it inside out and putting it on stuff, how about your fingers? Three fingers together and slid into a Tenga Egg could really do some good rubbing. And I'm not talking about ordinary rubbing, I'm talking about FANCY rubbing.
Regardless of how you use it, you're going to want to lube it up, of course. The Eggs are made from TPE, which works just fine with both water based and silicone lube. Just don't be pouring any baby oil on it or dipping it into the vat of Crisco.
Now I'll talk a bit about personal preference here when it comes to the Tenga Egg. Go with the Silky. It has slightly raised ridges inside that just gives you a bit of extra texture. Some of their more recent creations have all sorts of Star Wars-esque gun turrets in there that just seem to get in the way. And if you turn it inside out, I don't feel like these protrusions would really provide much stimulation or value to the aforementioned engorged vulva.
Let's face it, you owe it to yourself to buy one, so go pick one up from our friends at Shevibe!