Let me preface by saying how fucking crazy awesome it is to be a dude who can get past the social taboo that it’s wrong to have your ass played with. Why leave so many nerve endings out of life’s sexual adventures? I mean, once you toss religion out, there’s no logical reason to ignore that region of the body. Okay, maybe it’s “dirty.” But, what isn’t a little grimy when it comes to sex? I thought it was part of the fun… and now that you’re somewhat turned off, I’ll focus on the task at hand.