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    Review: Original GuyMaster

    5
    By Marilyn on June 28, 2010 Reviews, Toy Reviews

    I don't know about everyone else out there, but I've really wanted to fuck myself for a while now. With the help of the Original GuyMaster I was finally able to pleasure myself and do it all by myself. I was so happy!

    Now you might think that I'm crazy for actually enjoying myself with a sex toy that looks like the Thigh Master with a dildo attached to it, but I really loved it. As soon as I ripped open the box it came in I knew I needed to try the Original GuyMaster out immediately. Cooper thought I was a little nuts at first for being so enthusiastic, but said go for it.

    So I did it and was totally thrilled with the Original GuyMaster.  I first started using the GuyMaster with the standard red dildo, called the Torpeo, that is included and attached that to the plug. I positioned myself on my back and put my legs up with knees bent. Then I placed the GuyMaster in between my thighs with the dildo slightly inside of me. As I applied pressure and squeezed my thighs together the GuyMaster lunged into me. It went in so easily and perfectly, it's like it was meant to fit into me.

    After a few more squeezes I could really feel it going in deeper and harder and was hitting my g-spot. This was so amazing to me, I didn't have to use my hands at all and was getting myself off. I even tried a clit vibe at the same time, since my hands were free,  and I was thrilled with how fast I could pleasure myself. The GuyMaster was exactly what I've been looking for.

    Now on to the second dildo, the larger, ribbed purple one called the Shockwave.  I put it on and I did everything the same as I did the first time.  I was having the same sensations and feeling as the first one, but I was having al little more trouble this time. I'm not sure if I wasn't positioned the same way as  before or what, but the GuyMaster wasn't staying put. I would go and squeeze a few times and pop it slipped. Oh well, I did enjoy how the Shockwave felt once it was inside of me. The thicker, ribbed dildo gratifieded me much more than the Torpedo did. It's an awesome size slid in exquisitely and the ribbed shaft gave me this vibration sensation each time it moved in and out of me. It was impressive and very electrifying at the same time.

    Cleaning is a snap, just need to use some warm water an a mild soap and ta-da. It's all done and ready for the next time. You do need to remember to remove the dildos from the GuyMaster first before cleaning though. Really makes things easier.

    I was totally impressed with how well the Original GuyMaster works. Once you have the right position you can really get a exhilirating experience of being able to fuck yourself. Plus you get some great exercise in at the same time too. So if your in the market for something to fuck yourself with, I would definitely think you should try the GuyMaster out.

    I was very fortunate to get to try the Original GuyMaster, but there are 2 other types that they also offer. Which are the GuyMaster EZ and the GuyMaster Pro. You can pretty much tell by there names that the GuyMaster EZ is for for those who want a lighter pressure experience. The GuyMaster Pro is for those who want a more intense pressure and get the maximum power out of their workout.  So the GuyMaster can fit to whatever exercise regimen you desire.

    Full Disclosure: We did not purchase this product, it was sent to us specifically for review. Our policy is to, regardless of how we acquired a product, review it fairly and openly. No writer for Life On The Swingset will ever deliberately mislead our readers into believing that a product is good because of anything we received from the company. We are open and honest, and cannot be bought or bribed. If we love a product, we'll tell you, if we don't, BELIEVE us, we'll tell you that too. End disclaimer.

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    5 Comments

    1. Kidder Kaper on June 28, 2010 5:55 pm

      Does it work for anal penetration too, or not so much?

      Reply
      • Cooper on June 28, 2010 10:26 pm

        The box says it does, but we have not yet tried, we'll let you know…frankly a little nervous!

        Reply
    2. Kayla on July 1, 2010 8:13 am

      …Wow. I've never seen that in my life. I'm a little bit more curious as to if it gave your legs a good work out or not, oddly enough. 🙂

      Reply
      • Cooper on July 3, 2010 3:20 am

        We think the work-out is minimal, but since there IS resistance, there has to be some working out going on…

        Reply
    3. @buzzvibe on July 6, 2010 12:56 pm

      I'm so glad to finally see a review of one of these. Now I'm really curious to try it. Glad you liked it!

      Reply
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