So when I discovered the Pink Pearl Theo Harness from Spareparts I was in heaven. I was so happy when I removed the harness from it's pink satin pouch to find a soft, mesh, totally adjustable harness. Never before had I seen a strap-on that had so many straps and snaps to give you that absolute perfect fit. It even had snaps on the underside for extra precision. I was amazed. Plus it felt so silky and soft, I knew it was going to be like nothing else I've felt before with a harness.
Looking closer I noticed that the harness has a cute little pouch on the back for condoms, which could be very helpful when you want to have some fun from behind and need some protection. A big feature on the Theo Harness is a stretchable elastic o-ring that fits to a wide variety of your favorite toys. It is incredibly strong with its many snaps and can fit both large and small attachments.
Now on to the good stuff. I inserted my favorite double dildo, the Nexus Maximus by Vixen Creations, between the inner pink folds leading into the flexible ring that grasped the dildo firmly in place. Then I slowly placed one leg through each side of the harness and pulled the it up around my waist. I glided the dildo up inside me and held it tight using my kegel muscles. Next I grabbed one velcro side strap, and then the other, and pulled it firmly back around my waist to tighten the harness. There were even elastic buckle straps attached to the velcro straps to give you even more precise hold. It felt so comfortable against my skin and felt like a missing part of me had been reattached to my body.
With the harness secured to my hips, I entered my beautiful girlfriend. Her hips were tilted upwards so I could slide in her softly and gracefully. I fucked her slowly at first to find the right position and to get in sync with each others bodies. Once there we had a sweet, hot fucking time. The harness held in that dildo remarkably well. There were a couple of times where I had to push the dildo back up into me because my squeezing kept pushing it out, but that was it. The Theo Harness stayed put and best of all, it felt like I didn't even have a harness on. It was so fabulous to feel this comfortable wearing a harness, the closest I've felt to having a real cock.
Then we moved onto my favorite part, where the harness and dildo were on her! I was laying naked over my leopard print Liberator Throe with her straddled on top of me with the harness tightly wrapped around her hips. She smiled down at me and told me how much she wants to fuck me. She looked absolutely fantastic with the harness and dildo on. I told her I couldn't wait to feel her inside me. She slid in and I was taken away with how deeply she can thrust the dildo. It's held so tightly by the harness that she could push the entire dildo in me and hit my G-spot perfectly. I wasn't going to last long. After several deep thrusts and some naughty dirty talk I was ready to cum. And oh boy did I cum! When she slightly released the dildo from inside of me I expelled a massive gush of cum that went all over her and me, even splashing into my eye. This really got our men really hot as they were watching us. Wow! It was so hot to see how with the help of the Theo Harness I could cum like this. I can't wait to have another women use the Theo Harness on me again.
Something else that is really awesome about the Spareparts Theo Harness is that it's waterproof. You can take this pretty pink harness into the shower or in my case can get it soaked all over. It is completely machine washable too. I put it in the washing machine on the delicate cycle and hung it up to dry and it was all ready to use again. Truly an amazing harness.
I want to thank Spare Parts Theo Harness for such a mind blowing-ly fantastic experience. Without the help of the harness I couldn't have have such an intense adventure. Beginner or advanced this is a perfect harness for anyone to use. Highly recommended!
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