Archive for category: Toy Reviews

When it comes to sex, I’m what I like to call a gentle touch. I’m easily overloaded by pressure, speed, or vibration, and cannot handle the rock star pounding that I so enjoy watching others receive. Don’t misunderstand, I certainly can’t complain about my sex life. I’ve learned to communicate my needs to my spouse and my playmates, and when they listen, they are serenaded by my raucous screams and entertained by my involuntary flailing and gasping. But even with a good partner, sometimes my body just becomes too finicky, and an orgasm just isn’t in the cards. This can [...]

“A special work of art” perfectly suits the description of the Opus by Close2you. It is definitely the most unique vibrator I have seen thus far. I love toys that have the one special thing about them that no other toy has and for the Opus that would be it’s 180 degree angle, which I’ve never seen before on a vibrator. It got me very intrigued and wanted to try it out on myself and see if it truly is the that “special work of art” for me. I first tried out the vibrator with Cooper using out on me [...]

When I hear one of my favorite songs I can’t help myself from singing, dancing and getting engrossed in every beat of the song. It releases all the stresses of life and takes me away to a happier place. My other passion is sex, which lets me express everything I am and feel so incredibly orgasmic.  I’m so glad that I found the Freestyle by OhMiBod because it combines both of my passions in one. It allows you to use the music you have on your iPod/MP3 player to connect with the vibrator to create a beat to pleasure yourself [...]

I’m no stranger to anal play and prostate stimulation, as those who’ve read my reviews of the Nexus Gyro and G-Rider well know.  When I first opened the box containing Lelo‘s Bob I was a bit…underwhelmed.  Why for?  Well, it’s fairly small, about the size of a fat middle finger.  Something about it just told me: I’ve graduated past this. What I immediately liked about the Bob, however, was that it is crafted from very smooth silicone (which I’ve discovered is my material of choice for my anal play toys), it’s pliable, and it has a ring on the end to allow for manipulation [...]

Let me preface by saying how fucking crazy awesome it is to be a dude who can get past the social taboo that it’s wrong to have your ass played with. Why leave so many nerve endings out of life’s sexual adventures? I mean, once you toss religion out, there’s no logical reason to ignore that region of the body. Okay, maybe it’s “dirty.” But, what isn’t a little grimy when it comes to sex? I thought it was part of the fun… and now that you’re somewhat turned off, I’ll focus on the task at hand.

I love toys that are simple, can be used in various positions and speeds, have that “special” feature that no other toy has, and give me an explosive orgasm and the Sinfonia did all of those things. When I first saw the Sinfonia in person and held it in my hand I was impressed with how sleek, soft, and simple it was. I even thought it was almost too simple, but it had that little something that I thought it made it different from all other toys I have tried in the past. It is about as long as my hand from the tip of my middle finger to my wrist, and is shaped in a tapered downward arc, going to a fingertip sized point. That slightly bent tip really caught me eye since I’ve never seen a vibe that did that and then I knew I needed to try it out.

First cock ring? I know! A sex positive guy such as myself has never used a cock ring?

Well, I have once, sorta. It was one of those weird jelly monsters that have bullet vibes on either side. It was ridiculous and not sexy and after about two minutes, I just had to let it go. And ever since then, I really haven’t bothered. After all, cock rings come with a whole bunch of warnings, don’t leave it on too long, keep a scissors handy to cut it off if need be, etc. I don’t want to get dependent on any product that could ultimately cripple me. But perhaps that’s being overly neurotic. Sounds like me.

Last week I reviewed the Nexus G-Rider, one of two silicone toys sent to us by Nexus for review. Being the most adventurous (prostately speaking) of our male writers, I opted to take the two largest Nexus toys, the G-Rider and the Gyro, giving the other three out to two brave souls. I’ve never been shy about prostate stimulation as you’ve heard in my stories about Marilyn and our Feeldoe. So, like the G-Rider, this is made of high grade silicone and can be boiled, put in the dishwasher, or rubbed with alcohol to disinfect it after use, and when we’re talking about an anal toy, this is an important factor.

Ever since I was little I’ve always enjoyed taking bubble baths. Washing up was always time for fun and I got to play with all my bath time toys. Today I still enjoy them, probably much more than I ever have, too. My toys have also changed. One toy that I choose to play with over any other is the Tulip Teaser. It was one of the first toys I ever bought, and I picked it because I thought it looked simple, non-threatening, and it was waterproof. I was totally up for trying a new toy for the tub and I’m so happy I decided to get it.

First and foremost, like any silicone toy, this baby is SOFT and smooth. It’s shaped sort of like a fat bent finger, with a base that flairs out in two curved directions to keep the G-Rider in place. The front flair has little nubs on it for stimulation of the perineum while the back is a “handle for manual intervention” but I personally couldn’t get a real grip on it.