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Ask any kindergarten kid.  What’s more than a million?  A brazilian. And that is approximately how many hairs were removed from my ball sack.  With wax.  Quickly.  By a stranger. Let me take a step back.  Like I posted before, Mrs. Said and I are swingers.  It is official as of a couple days ago.  We had our first session of synchronized infidelity.  In contrast to religious teachings, my head did not pop off.  Oh the wailing and gnashing of teeth on pro and con sides of the swinging issue. People who swing stay married.  Or get divorced.  People who [...]

My first blog post. Other than masturbating, this seems like the most self-indulgent thing I can imagine. Especially because – unlike me masturbating – I think you may want to see this. We are swingers. More details can be found in About.  But not many details.  We can’t blow our cover since we appear on the outside to be upstanding, non-deviant pillars of the community.  Maybe not pillars.  Flying buttresses?  Sorry.  I only did drugs from middle school through college, but they had an effect.  Back to the story. So I was sitting there at the dinner table eating a [...]

Short bleached blonde hair, that type of dye job that’s intentionally obvious. A curvy body, real woman curves, with boobs and hips, no ribs or clavicles showing. When she catches my eye, she’s coming down the stairs where I work. She’s looking around, she’s notably by herself. “You look lost,” I say. “Story of my life,” she returns, the kind of obvious cliche flirtatious response that just gets right to the core me. She asks me a question of directions, one that I can only guess the answer to, smiles at me, then moves off to her destination successfully. A [...]

I personally have not attended a single swinger party that even remotely resembled the somber, moody and frightening affair depicted in Stanley Kubrick’s 1999 posthumously released film Eyes Wide Shut.  But I happen to know it’s the secret desire of many a swinger to throw one, and it’s often the case that when a swinger party, or an openly sexual party is depicted in film and television, it has a distinctly EWS feel to it. In the film, Dr. Bill Hartford (Tom Cruise) is thrown into a jealous snit (like how I belittle jealousy there?) after he and his wife [...]

Hey there, sexies! I’m Ginger. Such a pleasure to be here with you. I am one half of the Ginger and the Professor blog. Prof and I have had an open relationship for about four years with many hot, sexy years before that. We have always been open-minded and have an intense connection. Add to that a revved up sex drive and my omnisexuality and you’ve arrived at the recipe for our open relationship. Prof and I consider ourselves castaways from the sexually-repressed culture because on our island sexuality is what it should be: an important component of a healthy, [...]

Very psyched about something that Kidder from Sex is Fun pointed out to me, Life on the Swingset is now #9 in the Sexuality section on itunes. Booya!  We broke the top ten in only ten episodes. With of course special thanks to our good friends at Sex is Fun for helping us with a little boost. Beyond that, we just recorded what I think might be my favorite episode so far, talking about Bediquette. We also have a new friend climbing up on the Swingset podcast with us, Ginger from Ginger and the Professor.  Here’s to moving up further [...]

Over at one of my favorite blogs, The Beautiful Kind, some shit is going down. See, she recently lost her job because of her blog, and then was summarily ditched by the NY Sex Blogger Calendar because of this controversy. (Seriously?) Her post: “I Am Not A Sex Blogger” really reached me, so I wanted to link to it here, as well as post the response I had to this issue. Far be it for me to suggest I am like you, or a kin to you. Your blog is far above what I am doing so far, but I [...]

This is a guest blog from Mr Sfcuties: Read his blog here! As a kid, it was normal to go swimming in the nude. It was OK to walk through the house naked coming from the shower. It was also perfectly normal for grownups to have sleepovers at their friends.  Just bring enough sleeping bags, and toss all the kids in one bedroom when it’s their bedtime, and everything works out perfectly. It was normal that ads on prime-time TV or in the streets show nudity, especially if the product was supposed to be used when nude (lingerie, shampoos,…).  That [...]

This is hardly a blog post, but I saw this and had to comment. So I’ve been raving about these Tenga Eggs for about a week now, and I was exploring various places to buy them and found them on Amazon. Not surprising… What was surprising was their recommendation. Ok…so I haven’t read the books by Steig Larsson…but I don’t think they’re really the ideal material to go along with the eggs…what do you think?

photo by dadevoti Yesterday, Ms Swap Fu and I were invited onto another podcast. The podcast is called Erotic Awakening, hosted by Dan and his partner Dawn. As it happens, Dan called our phone-in line with a question about swinging which we answered on our last podcast, Episode 9. He also e-mailed me a few weeks ago to tell me that he had given us a “shout out” on his podcast.; Erotic Awakening posted an episode on swinging and he mentioned the Swap Fu Podcast as being one he had listened to recently and enjoyed. I listened to their episode [...]