Review: Flurry O2 Dildo by Tantus

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Review: Flurry O2 Dildo by TantusOphilia and I sat down to talk about the Tantus Flurry O2 Dildo. We recorded our conversation and are presenting it here both in audio form as well as a transcription.

Cooper:

Today we’re talking about the Tantus Flurry O2 Dildo.

Ophilia:

Yes, it makes me want ice cream.

Cooper:

Specifically a McFlurry?

Ophilia:

I’m not going to name any corporate.

Cooper:

You won’t shill for a corporation?

Ophilia:

No. I’m not going to name drop.

Cooper:

We have a bright pink Flurry.

Ophilia:

I’ll name drop Haagen Daas. That’s a name. I’ll drop that.

Cooper:

Okay. At the base it’s really like fluorescent pink and then it gradually turns white and I believe this pink is the solid core.

Ophilia:

Yes. You don’t have to believe. I can tell you.

Cooper:

I don’t have to believe.

Ophilia:

You don’t have to believe.

Cooper:

You can confirm.

Ophilia:

I will confirm that the pink, if you squeeze the base, you’ll feel the two different densities of silicone. The pink is the rigid muscle core and then we have the outside skin layer, which I like. A layer of squishy skin.

Cooper:

It’s 100% silicone, which means it is dishwasher and boiling water safe.

Ophilia:

I’m a very big fan of this dual density.

Cooper:

The dual density is great. It makes it feel far more realistic. I would not say this dildo looks particularly realistic.

Ophilia:

Well… No it doesn’t.

Cooper:

But it definitely has great feel and that great feel translates internally.

Ophilia:

Yes. It does and this also has the core that stops maybe about 2″. It’s a little hard to tell.

Cooper:

About 1.5 inches below the tip.

Ophilia:

The outside layer is a frosted white so it kind of looks like icing on top of the fluorescent pink.

Cooper:

Kind of makes you want to eat it.

Ophilia:

It does. I want to just– They called it candy.

Cooper:

You want to stick a stick under and just stand outside on a hot summer day licking it.

Ophilia:

Just lick it.

Cooper:

Top to bottom. That will get you kicked out of Walt Disney World.

Ophilia:

Well, it’s bound to happen some day. I keep wondering why they keep letting me back into that place.

Cooper:

Right now, just so you know at home, Ophilia is doing a very uncomfortable making dual twist move with the dildo. Basically as though she’s trying to twist the head off like a beer cap.

Ophilia:

Like a beer cap? Wow. I’ll just pop that top. I’m feeling the top density, which is all the white frosted softer silicone layer.

Cooper:

This is the second dildo we’ve reviewed recently that feels like that.

Ophilia:

It’s awesome. I like it.

Cooper:

We’ve reviewed the Tantus Uncut and it also stopped below the head. I think that makes for easier insertion.

Ophilia:

It does make for easier insertion. I also feel like it makes for much less of a stabby feel internally so both anal and vaginal, depending on your preference, would feel much nicer when it comes in.

Cooper:

So you used this.

Ophilia:

Yes I did. I used this also for solo play.

Cooper:

It’s got a good girth to it.

Ophilia:

It does.

Cooper:

It’s over 7″ long and it’s a substantial dildo, but the dual density of it makes it a little less intimidating of a dildo because you’re not feeling that: Okay, bear down.

Ophilia:

Yeah, it’s not solid all the way through. It has some give to it and for this, in comparison to the Uncut, has a tapered head. It has two coronal ridges.

Cooper:

It does.

Ophilia:

Which is what made you feel like it wasn’t realistic.

Cooper:

I think it’s an alien cock. I mean, it is bright pink.

Ophilia:

I mean, I’m going to go more for candy than alien. I don’t know. Hot pink is not what I imagine my aliens to come in. That’s not the color they’re made. They can be bio-luminescent blue or green. I don’t know though.

Cooper:

We have a blue and a gray, possibly purple.

Ophilia:

The blue. That would be the alien cock.

Cooper:

That’s not your Dr. Manhattan cosplay fantasy.

Ophilia:

Well…

Cooper:

This giant blue swinging pipe.

Ophilia:

Well, I mean call me out. Yes, I want to go there. Point me in that direction.

Cooper:

So if Tantus wants to send us a bright blue one, Ophilia will dress up like the Silk Spectre and take some Dr. Manhattan blue penis.

Ophilia:

Sure.

Cooper:

There we go. You heard it here first.

Ophilia:

To be fair, I already took the pink penis.

Cooper:

That’s true.

Ophilia:

I’m not really picky.

Cooper:

But you are discerning.

Ophilia:

I am discerning.

Cooper:

That’s what matters.

Ophilia:

I’m discerning in what would be considered alien and Dr. Manhattan is not alien.

Cooper:

I know. I didn’t say he was.

Ophilia:

Can you imagine like six of him? Man!

Cooper:

I don’t know. I really can’t.

Ophilia:

He could just split himself into multiple, there could be more of him. You’re blowing my mind here. You had to talk about Dr. Manhattan.

Cooper:

The gang bang fantasies alone are enormous. Let’s get back to the Flurry 02.

Ophilia:

Enormous. The Flurry 02, which has the blue Dr. Manhattan.

Cooper:

Yes, we were on topic in case you were wondering.

Ophilia:

Let’s just rope that right back in.

Cooper:

It’s available from Tantus and I recommend. Do you recommend?

Ophilia:

Yes, I highly recommend. Will fuck again.

Cooper:

Will fuck again.

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About Author

Cooper S. Beckett is a relationship coach specializing in non-monogamy, author of  My Life on the Swingset: Adventures in Swinging & Polyamory & A Life Less Monogamous, and the co-founder of Life on the Swingset & host of its swinging & polyamory podcast. He speaks and teaches classes on pegging, swinging, polyamory, play parties, and non-monogamy. He is a graphic & web designer, photographer, and voice over artist, has been a guest expert on Dan Savage’s Savage Lovecast, & is the announcer of Tristan Taormino's radio show Sex Out Loud. He is currently working on his next novel: Approaching The Swingularity.

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