Making A List

“What’s on your list?” Sasha asked me.

“I’m…um…my list?”

“Your todo list, you know, lifestyle todos.”

“Oh! I hadn’t really thought about it.”

“Well, you should. Tell some nice people your list and they’re gonna want to help you check things off…” She winked.

So, I thought, why don’t we, as a swingset, compile a “Master Swingset Todo List?”  I’ll get things started with some of mine and friends, and you guys can submit your own in the comments to help us all go from vanilla to sex god in a few easy checks!

We’re gonna be getting graphic, so put on your hazmat suit and goggles.  (Though, I’ve been told the goggles, they do nothing!)

Voyeurism – Both of you watch another couple

Voyeurism – One of you watches your partner with another person

Exhibitionism – You perform for someone else online

Exhibitionism Live – You perform for someone else in person

Threesome – FFM (Female, Female, Male)

Threesome – MFM (Male, Female, Male)

Foursome (Couple & Couple)

Moresome (Five Plus People…Orgy Style!)

Anal sex

DP – Double Penetration (Mouth & Pussy)

DP – Double Penetration (Pussy & Ass)

DVP – Double Vaginal Penetration (2 Cocks, One Pussy)

DAP – Double Anal Penetration (2 Cocks, One Ass, BE CAREFUL!)

Airtight – Mouth, Pussy, Ass

Bukake – Lots of Cum, on the Face

Gang Bang – More than Three Guys on One Girl

Dual Blow Job

Girl on Girl Oral

Strap on Play (Girl/Girl)

Pegging (Strap on Play, Girl/Guy)

Guy on Guy BJ

Guy on Guy Anal

Hall Pass – You are allowed to go on a date/have sex without your partner present

Rimming – Analingus

BDSM – Domination

BDSM – Submission

Titty Fuck

Lights Off Orgy

So those are (or were at one time) on us here at the Swingset’s lists.  What’s on yours?  What should be on ours?  Let us know in the comments!

About Cooper Beckett:
Cooper Beckett's life isn't like other people's. When he's not writing or podcasting at Life on the Swingset, he's living it up with his wife Marilyn as evangelical swingers, spreading the good word that "sharing is caring." He truly believes that a good many people would be open to exploring the fringe of human sexuality, knocking down the borders between orientations, and experiencing the most basic of human rights: great sex, if only they were told it's okay to do so. He has resolved to change the world, even if it's only one couple at a time. Be his friend on Facebook – Follow him on Twitter
  • http://www.sexisfun.net Kidder Kaper

    I'm so happy that I finally got the time to come over and check things out. Nice site! Nice work!
    I'm happy to say, I've got a lot of this list in the bag, yet still more fun stuff to do.

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/lifeontheswingset Cooper

      Thanks for stopping by the Swingset, Kidder…surprised you were able to find the time with your whirlwind book tour to promote your brand spanking new book! (Perhaps spanking needs to be on the list…hmmm) As for the rest of your list, there's always Desire 2010, right?

  • http://sfcuties.blogger.com/ SFCuties

    - Using a Sexswing !

    My personal favorite:
    - Fucking a Yoga instructor

    • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/lifeontheswingset Cooper

      I happen to know our contributor and host of the Swap Fu Podcast, Mr. Swap Fu, has fucked a Cirque du Soleil performer! So that's kinda in that ballpark.

      The Sex Swing is still on our personal to do list, actually!

      • SFCuties

        That definitely counts.

        BTW: Did I mention we have a swing in our living room? :)

        • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/lifeontheswingset lifeontheswingset

          Does it double as a plant hanger when vanillas come to visit?

          • http://sfcuties.blogspot.com/ SFCuties

            Nope.
            A hook that can safely hold 2 to 3 people, with a tiny plant on it still looks suspicious.

            Our super secret technique: An old smoke detector was gutted and mounted over it. This makes it as good as invisible.

            (repost because OpenId login still disagrees with me)

          • http://intensedebate.com/profiles/lifeontheswingset lifeontheswingset

            Clever!

  • Sexi Lexi

    My own personal favorite would be to actually fuck a real porn star —- Tommy Gunn watch out!

  • Blue

    I want to watch. Anything. I love watching and hey, I might even play with myself in the meantime. But since I’m not technically a swinger, it’s baby steps for me. I am definitely a voyuer and a bit of an exhibitionist…

    • http://lifeontheswingset.com Cooper

      You’re welcome to come over and watch anytime…we’re exhibitionists!

      • Blue

        That would be awwwwesome… <3 :D

  • Sara Hedon

    How could you have forgotten a bi-girl orgy or reverse gang bang (more than three girls on one guy)??

    • http://twitter.com/toybeast7x5 @toybeast7x5

      those happen?

      • http://lifeontheswingset.com Cooper

        I had four girls on me, it was the best birthday ever!

    • Kimmy

      Guy's take toooooooooooooooooo long to reload. LOL I have friends who can do it with a dozen guys, but don't know of any guys who can last that long. Sorry guys

      • http://lifeontheswingset.com Cooper

        believe me, we wish we could reload quicker…but that gives us a ton of time to go down on you, doesn’t it?

  • Kimmy

    Goooooooooooooooooooooooood point, Cooper!!!!

    What age and how did you learn to go down???????????

    • http://lifeontheswingset.com Cooper

      my first lifestyle playmate was instrumental in teaching me “the ways of the pussy”

  • Kimmy

    how long ago and how many playmates ago?

    • http://lifeontheswingset.com Cooper

      two years and…hmm…maybe 25 people ago

  • kimmy

    When's your next birthday and when is it? Maybe, I can be the fifth girl? LOL

    • http://lifeontheswingset.com Cooper

      ALWAYS looking for applicants!

  • http://twitter.com/LustyJezzy Jezzy Bella

    oh wow i’ve accomplished more than i thought. this is a good list ;)  

    still a few fun adventures left to check off

  • Lizbennett

    Hmmm… That sounds very appealing :)